{"id":4556,"date":"2010-02-01T20:45:23","date_gmt":"2010-02-02T01:45:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/pmedicine.org\/epatients\/?p=4556"},"modified":"2010-02-10T17:14:18","modified_gmt":"2010-02-10T22:14:18","slug":"er-tweet-if-my-husband-dies-im-going-to-go-effing-ballistic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/participatorymedicine.org\/epatients\/2010\/02\/er-tweet-if-my-husband-dies-im-going-to-go-effing-ballistic.html","title":{"rendered":"ER tweet: &#8220;If my husband dies, I&#8217;m going to go [eff]ing ballistic&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>When <a href=\"http:\/\/agentgenius.com\/\">Benn Rosales<\/a> had a heart attack in December, his wife <a href=\"http:\/\/nmlab.com\/\">Lani,<\/a> a very active member of the Twitterati, tweeted throughout the experience.  Afterward she thought to compile those tweets as a record of Benn&#8217;s e-patient experience: &#8220;this hospital is understaffed and we&#8217;re being sh*t on because of it. if my husband dies i&#8217;m going to go [eff]ing ballistic.&#8221; Here&#8217;s the story, told in tweets, largely unedited&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>http:\/\/twitter.com\/LaniAR\/status\/6752311191<br \/>\ndear ER, oh.em.gee.you.are.sooo.slow. please be less slow. love, lani.<br \/>\n9:10 PM Dec 16th, 2009 from web<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jburslem\">@jburslem<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/k2dav\">@K2daV<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/matthew_parente\">@matthew_parente<\/a> thanks. you guys are wonderful :) hopefully we can go home tonight in time for jimmy fallon :)<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Lani Rosales (@laniar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laniar\/status\/6752565073\">December 17, 2009<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n@jburslem @K2daV @matthew_parente thanks. you guys are wonderful :) hopefully we can go home tonight in time for jimmy fallon :)<br \/>\n9:19 PM Dec 16th, 2009 from TweetDeck<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">RT <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BennRosales\">@BennRosales<\/a>: if i keel over tonight <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laniar\">@laniar<\/a> gets everything signed me will by tweet. [I&#39;m putting TEN Realtor logos on ur grave!]<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Lani Rosales (@laniar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laniar\/status\/6753414164\">December 17, 2009<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nRT @BennRosales: if i keel over tonight @laniar gets everything signed me will by tweet. [I&#8217;m putting TEN Realtor logos on ur grave!]<br \/>\n9:49 PM Dec 16th, 2009 from TweetDeck<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">okay, finally in triage, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BennRosales\">@bennrosales<\/a> being questioned.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Lani Rosales (@laniar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laniar\/status\/6753425383\">December 17, 2009<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nokay, finally in triage, @bennrosales being questioned.<br \/>\n9:50 PM Dec 16th, 2009 from TweetDeck<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">oh jesus, it&#39;s blood test and ct scan time. we should take bets on diagnosis so we can pay this damn ER bill&#8230;. who&#39;s in? ;)<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Lani Rosales (@laniar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laniar\/status\/6754309460\">December 17, 2009<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\noh jesus, it&#8217;s blood test and ct scan time. we should take bets on diagnosis so we can pay this damn ER bill&#8230;. who&#8217;s in? ;)<br \/>\n10:29 PM Dec 16th, 2009 from TweetDeck<br \/>\n<!--more--><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/JacksonJ\">@jacksonj<\/a> not sure yet. not neurological, that&#39;s good. may be heart, ekg good, ct and blood up next<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Lani Rosales (@laniar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laniar\/status\/6754752419\">December 17, 2009<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n@jacksonj not sure yet. not neurological, that&#8217;s good. may be heart, ekg good, ct and blood up next<br \/>\n10:52 PM Dec 16th, 2009 from TweetDeck in reply to jacksonj<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">nurse in here she&#39;s super nice. looking like this might be an overnight stay.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Lani Rosales (@laniar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laniar\/status\/6754802646\">December 17, 2009<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nnurse in here she&#8217;s super nice. looking like this might be an overnight stay.<br \/>\n10:55 PM Dec 16th, 2009 from TweetDeck<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">OMFG <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BennRosales\">@bennrosales<\/a> just told the nurse &quot;i&#39;m a squirter&quot;  (it was in reference to blood and getting a drip but OMFG out of context it&#39;s GOLD!)<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Lani Rosales (@laniar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laniar\/status\/6754906274\">December 17, 2009<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nOMFG @bennrosales just told the nurse &#8220;i&#8217;m a squirter&#8221; (it was in reference to blood and getting a drip but OMFG out of context it&#8217;s GOLD!)<br \/>\n10:59 PM Dec 16th, 2009 from TweetDeck<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">benn wouldn&#39;t let me tell the nurse dirty jokes. chest and arm pain not getting better, this effing ER is SO slow. ct scan next.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Lani Rosales (@laniar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laniar\/status\/6755604065\">December 17, 2009<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nbenn wouldn&#8217;t let me tell the nurse dirty jokes. chest and arm pain not getting better, this effing ER is SO slow. ct scan next.<br \/>\n11:31 PM Dec 16th, 2009 from TweetDeck<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">doctors don&#39;t like when they&#39;re being serious &amp; you&#39;re on your laptop googling them and poking fun of where they went to med school. lol.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Lani Rosales (@laniar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laniar\/status\/6755844384\">December 17, 2009<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\ndoctors don&#8217;t like when they&#8217;re being serious &amp; you&#8217;re on your laptop googling them and poking fun of where they went to med school. lol.<br \/>\n11:43 PM Dec 16th, 2009 from TweetDeck<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">OMFG JESUS EFFING CHRIST, it doesn&#39;t take 30 EFFING MINUTES to respond to the emergency button in this ER room.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Lani Rosales (@laniar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laniar\/status\/6756914602\">December 17, 2009<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nOMFG JESUS EFFING CHRIST, it doesn&#8217;t take 30 EFFING MINUTES to respond to the emergency button in this ER room.<br \/>\n12:37 AM Dec 17th, 2009 from TweetDeck<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">would they notice if benn coded? probably not, they didn&#39;t notice for 30 minutes his monitor was off<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Lani Rosales (@laniar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laniar\/status\/6756918951\">December 17, 2009<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nwould they notice if benn coded? probably not, they didn&#8217;t notice for 30 minutes his monitor was off<br \/>\n12:38 AM Dec 17th, 2009 from TweetDeck<\/p>\n<p>&gt;&gt;&gt;http:\/\/twitter.com\/mexicanfrommars\/status\/6757201416<br \/>\n@LaniAR that&#8217;s about the time i run out in to the nurse station and start screaming.<br \/>\n12:53 AM Dec 17th, 2009 from web in reply to LaniAR<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mexicanfrommars\">@mexicanfrommars<\/a> did that. &quot;they&#39;ll be right there&quot; yes i threw a fit. we&#39;re not popular here.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Lani Rosales (@laniar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laniar\/status\/6757448615\">December 17, 2009<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n@mexicanfrommars did that. &#8220;they&#8217;ll be right there&#8221; yes i threw a fit. we&#8217;re not popular here.<br \/>\n1:07 AM Dec 17th, 2009 from TweetDeck in reply to mexicanfrommars<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">okay, in the next 238023890 hours, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BennRosales\">@bennrosales<\/a> will be admitted. feeling less humorous now, they don&#39;t know what&#39;s wrong. ct, blood clear.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Lani Rosales (@laniar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laniar\/status\/6757458525\">December 17, 2009<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nokay, in the next 238023890 hours, @bennrosales will be admitted. feeling less humorous now, they don&#8217;t know what&#8217;s wrong. ct, blood clear.<br \/>\n1:08 AM Dec 17th, 2009 from TweetDeck<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">scared.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Lani Rosales (@laniar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laniar\/status\/6757635367\">December 17, 2009<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nscared.<br \/>\n1:19 AM Dec 17th, 2009 from TweetDeck<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">this hospital is understaffed and we&#39;re being shit on because of it. if my husband dies i&#39;m going to go fucking ballistic.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Lani Rosales (@laniar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laniar\/status\/6757853747\">December 17, 2009<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nthis hospital is understaffed and we&#8217;re being sh*t on because of it. if my husband dies i&#8217;m going to go [eff]ing ballistic.<br \/>\n1:33 AM Dec 17th, 2009 from TweetDeck<\/p>\n<p>&gt;&gt;&gt;http:\/\/twitter.com\/jasoncrouch\/status\/6757919371<br \/>\n@LaniAR Which hospital? Sincerely praying &#8211; I know that has to be truly scary.<br \/>\n1:37 AM Dec 17th, 2009 from TweetDeck in reply to LaniAR<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/jasoncrouch\">@jasoncrouch<\/a> namc. never come here.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Lani Rosales (@laniar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laniar\/status\/6757940722\">December 17, 2009<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n@jasoncrouch [says which hospital]. never come here.<br \/>\n1:38 AM Dec 17th, 2009 from TweetDeck in reply to jasoncrouch<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">still in er triage still not in a private room. Hour fucking 10.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Lani Rosales (@laniar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laniar\/status\/6761011796\">December 17, 2009<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nstill in er triage still not in a private room. Hour [eff]ing 10.<br \/>\n5:04 AM Dec 17th, 2009 from txt<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">Update on benn: after being in ER since 8pm, now finally into cardiologist, they siad he&#39;s been having a heart attack, angiogram now.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Lani Rosales (@laniar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laniar\/status\/6762846325\">December 17, 2009<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nUpdate on benn: after being in ER since 8pm, now finally into cardiologist, they said he&#8217;s been having a heart attack, angiogram now.<br \/>\n6:48 AM Dec 17th, 2009 from Tweed<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">thanks for all of the well wishes, i&#39;ll respond (and do so for benn) after the angiogram.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Lani Rosales (@laniar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laniar\/status\/6763197032\">December 17, 2009<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nthanks for all of the well wishes, i&#8217;ll respond (and do so for benn) after the angiogram.<br \/>\n7:06 AM Dec 17th, 2009 from mobile web<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BennRosales\">@bennrosales<\/a>&#39; stint succeeded thank god. Now he has to lay flat for hours.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Lani Rosales (@laniar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laniar\/status\/6768701474\">December 17, 2009<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n@bennrosales&#8217; stint succeeded thank god. Now he has to lay flat for hours.<br \/>\n11:10 AM Dec 17th, 2009 from txt<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">hey guys, thank you so much for your support- fingers crossed we can get <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BennRosales\">@bennrosales<\/a> out of the ICU today and into a room!<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Lani Rosales (@laniar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laniar\/status\/6802566670\">December 18, 2009<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nhey guys, thank you so much for your support- fingers crossed we can get @bennrosales out of the ICU today and into a room!<br \/>\n11:28 AM Dec 18th, 2009 from TweetDeck<\/p>\n<p>&gt;&gt;&gt;http:\/\/twitter.com\/mexicanfrommars\/status\/6775473995<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laniar\">@LaniAR<\/a> oh crap you were at <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/hashtag\/NAMC?src=hash\">#NAMC<\/a>. i cut a finger pretty severely but had to wait 13 hours for 7 stitches. really bad there.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Mexican From Mars (@mexicanfrommars) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mexicanfrommars\/status\/6775473995\">December 17, 2009<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/mexicanfrommars\">@mexicanfrommars<\/a> you were there at the same time? benn was the one having a heart attack over and over in the ER.<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Lani Rosales (@laniar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laniar\/status\/6803956231\">December 18, 2009<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\n@mexicanfrommars you were there at the same time? benn was the one having a heart attack over and over in the ER.<br \/>\n12:18 PM Dec 18th, 2009 from TweetDeck in reply to mexicanfrommars<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">okay GOOD NEWS everyone, <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BennRosales\">@bennrosales<\/a> just got transferred OUT of ICU and into a private room! YAAAY! :)<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Lani Rosales (@laniar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laniar\/status\/6812930385\">December 19, 2009<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nokay GOOD NEWS everyone, @bennrosales just got transferred OUT of ICU and into a private room! YAAAY! :)<br \/>\n6:02 PM Dec 18th, 2009 from TweetDeck<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">today <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BennRosales\">@bennrosales<\/a> looks pretty good, still waiting to learn how much heart tissue was damaged. thanks for words of support, all :)<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Lani Rosales (@laniar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laniar\/status\/6832578969\">December 19, 2009<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\ntoday @bennrosales looks pretty good, still waiting to learn how much heart tissue was damaged. thanks for words of support, all :)<br \/>\n10:22 AM Dec 19th, 2009 from TweetDeck<\/p>\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"550\">\n<p lang=\"en\" dir=\"ltr\">YAAY! Looks like I get to take <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/BennRosales\">@bennrosales<\/a> home today!!!!!! Finally learned it was a clot that caused the heart attacks!<\/p>\n<p>&mdash; Lani Rosales (@laniar) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/laniar\/status\/6839028530\">December 19, 2009<\/a><\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><br \/>\nYAAY! Looks like I get to take @bennrosales home today!!!!!! Finally learned it was a clot that caused the heart attacks!<br \/>\n2:41 PM Dec 19th, 2009 from txt<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>When Benn Rosales had a heart attack in December, his wife Lani, a very active member of the Twitterati, tweeted throughout the experience. 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